SOOOO - Here we sit

This went up 2 months ago............

........and nothing! Come on people, it really is a nice house at a really good price in a very quiet subdivision with an ok view of the mountains. SOOOOO, what's the problem????

P.S.

1. To the first couple that came and took a looksee, we DO have a view of the mountains. If I could plow down the house across the street so that the view wasn't obstructed, I would. But come on, these are mountains we are talking about here. They are kinda BIG and it's not like you can't see them at all. Anyway, I don't think bulldozing Ms. Eva's house would be very neighborly.
2. To the second couple that came and took a looksee, why were you looking at houses in a subdivision if you didn't want neighbors behind you? Just asking......
3. To the third couple that came and took a looksee, I am really glad you liked the house. Hopefully, we are somewhere at the top of your massive list of home tours.